Kangaroo (▲ 296) 9/9/2026, 9:14:41 PM

To the man reading a book, sipping a latte, and playing Pokémon go on an iPad at Blue Bottle rn, I aspire to be you when I grow up.

Lion (▲ 394) 9/9/2026, 3:59:55 PM

saying something actually stupid in section is so horrifying

Ibis (▲ 2411) 9/8/2026, 8:36:53 PM

D1 athletes riding scooters together as an excuse to touch each other:

Sheep (▲ 118) 9/10/2026, 1:27:27 AM

the hauscr community seems so cool

Giraffe (▲ 106) 9/10/2026, 3:13:18 AM

hauscr lowk mad better than hpair based off of vibes alone

Dog (▲ 125) 9/10/2026, 12:56:00 AM

Did the lampoon make anyone else get naked at round 1? They all started laughing and promised they were laughing with me but I don’t believe them

Dog (▲ 114) 9/10/2026, 1:27:55 AM

went to the hpair interest meeting why did hauscr lowkey outdo them

Dog (▲ 79) 9/10/2026, 4:40:07 AM

Who tf just BLASTED “We are Charlie Kirk” in Weld??

Sheep (▲ 368) 9/9/2026, 12:02:48 PM

Men’s & coed clubs cons/scandals: multiple ppl sexually assaulted someone, broke into girls houses, tied to the Epstein files, racist Women’s clubs cons/ scandals: small or shared house, half of them are “not real clubs”, a woman had consensual sex once

Cat (▲ 126) 9/9/2026, 8:34:34 PM

Does the bee club have working lights or is just their joyous warm personalities that light up the room?

Rhino (▲ 66) 9/10/2026, 2:47:37 AM

have all the punches gone out for the year?

Cat (▲ 47) 9/10/2026, 6:05:03 AM

Lying and omitting details about your socioeconomic background and upbringing is not cute. Be careful who you look up to.

Ibis (▲ 91) 9/9/2026, 10:54:36 PM

That feeling when you get punched by toucher 🐂🐂🐂🐂🤟🤟#ridethebull #toucher

Giraffe (▲ 55) 9/10/2026, 4:09:09 AM

I shot my shot and she said yes to a date!!

Cat (▲ 63) 9/10/2026, 2:06:48 AM

Crazy to think Charlie Kirk was one shower ago 🥹✌️

Panda (▲ 64) 9/10/2026, 1:48:08 AM

why am i so horny this semester

Rhino (▲ 80) 9/9/2026, 11:14:33 PM

Why is HFAC Board so aura

Monkey (▲ 49) 9/10/2026, 3:45:13 AM

Pleaides trailer park lookin real good lately

Monkey (▲ 112) 9/9/2026, 7:06:28 PM

chat what’re we doing 😭

Kangaroo (▲ 45) 9/10/2026, 4:30:30 AM

happy kirkaversary SPECIFICALLY to that one person who thought it was for kirkland house. this one’s for u bud

Sheep (▲ 56) 9/10/2026, 1:39:34 AM

why are there twice as many guys compared to girls on this marshal list…come on guys lock in

Rhino (▲ 40) 9/10/2026, 4:33:26 AM

yo how do you pull someone in a large (~75) lecture class not in your discussion section

Skunk (▲ 334) 9/9/2026, 6:20:53 AM

girl final club scandals: a woman had sex once and people are mad about it guy final club scandals: our pm won’t stop saying the n word